True Blood is a special piece of television. Rather than making the show consistently good, the writers have taken it upon themselves to deliver just about the most up-down season of anything in recent history. Throw in the fact that the show deals with the supernatural and things get interesting, but add to that the fact that the supernatural elements of this HBO behemoth lead to some of themost cringe worthy visual effects shots on television, resulting in some of the most appalling acting on television, and you get something special. “Soul of Fire” took that X-factor element of visual ridiculousness to an entirely new level when the vampire-witch throw-down at the Moon Goddess Emporium came to pass. Sadly, when I say thrown-down, I don’t really get to mean it, as the fight that everyone was expecting following the badass ending to last week’s “Burning Down the House” didn’t come close to happening.
The majority of the episode was, of course, still devoted to the happenings at the home of the coven, bouncing back and forth between the vampires outside and the humans inside, but instead of a battle, we got a negotiation. Arriving at their target with the intention of blowing it to hell, Bill, Eric, Jessica and Pam were stopped in action when Jason informed them that Sookie was inside. Admittedly, the result was probably the single funniest moment in True Blood’s history – both Bill and Eric showing their displeasure with Sookie’s actions in a unique way – but it was also, unfortunately, the beginning of a marginally palatable episode. Seeing that her feud with the vampires was coming to a head, Marnie called upon the coven to back her up. When they refused, she turned violent – telekinetically throwing a knife into one of their chests. Although she had gone back on her previous desire for exile, Antonia saw the murder as one step to far and tried to bail on the Irish witch.