Are you excited about Catwoman being playable in Batman:
Arkham City? What if I told you
that you won’t have to wait until the Fall to play as Catwoman? It’s true! She’s already a playable character in several, mostly
terrible games. The feline fatale
has a rocky history as a playable character, so before we all go into heat over
Batman: Arkham City, let’s take a look at the Princess of Plunder’s cat-a-clysmic
history in gaming.
Remember a few years ago when Ed Brubaker re-vamped the
monthly Catwoman comic book into a film noir-inspired setting where Selina
teamed up with hard-boiled detective Slam Bradley? Yeah, that was cool.
You know what wasn’t cool?
Pretty much every other attempt to give Catwoman a solo series. The worst of them all was the
embarrassingly long-lived series from the 90’s. That book hired, then fired a
different writer every year. With
the exception of Devin Grayson’s turn at the helm, almost every issue was garbage
that sold only because of the sexy cover art.
Why do I go into such detail about the 90’s
incarnation of Catwoman? Because, regrettably, it was the basis for the first game to feature Catwoman as a playable character. Remember Catwoman’s rogues gallery of
villains like Zephyr, Alley Cat and Cyber Cat? No? That’s
because they were the sort of crap villains she used to fight in the 90’s, and
if you owned a Game Boy Color, you got stuck fighting them too in a bad 2-D
side-scrolling beat ‘em up starring a purple stick-figure with black boots. Such began Selina Kyle’s cat-a-strophic
career as a playable character.
The 90’s comic book series ended up with a year-long run
written by Bronwyn Carlton, a woman who’d never actually written a comic book
before getting the job (and possibly never read one either). How bad did this thing get before being
cancelled? So terrible that DC
killed off the character just a few issues shy of the 100th issue. It would be years before the character
was deemed popular enough to star in a video game again.
Unfortunately for both Selina and gamers, Catwoman’s next
game was the tie-in to the abysmal Hallie Berry movie. While this film did feature a Cat-like
Woman, it had literally nothing to do with the comic book character, and
neither did the game. Despite
being an okay game, it doesn’t really count, because the character featured in
it is no more Catwoman than any other generic video game catgirl.
Finally, the Lego Batman series gave gamers a shot at decent
gameplay, and a faithful representation of the character. Although Catwoman wasn’t the star, she was a playable character for most of the game in Freeplay
mode. Granted the Lego
interpretation didn’t exactly convey Catwoman’s sex appeal (she was a bit…
blocky), but at least fans could enjoy the experience.
Arguably the best opportunity for a playable Catwoman at the
moment is in Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe. Here she’s a sexy, whip-cracking, scratchy, agile dominatrix
in a hi-res game where you can live out your “Catwoman beats up everyone” fantasies. Yet, as a fighting game, you’re pretty much limited to just
the one-on-one Kombat. No pouncing
around on the rooftops of Gotham here.
Now if you’re just dying for the chance to run around a
virtual city as a vigilante/dominatrix/catburglar, and none of the above
games appeal to you, there are some options like the many superhero MMOs, such
as DC Universe Online. While you
can’t play as Catwoman (she appears as an NPC), you do have the chance to
play as a cat-like woman slinking around Gotham City. If the price of the game and the monthly subscription fee
are too step for you, remember that Champions Online is free to play and as
long as you don’t violate any trademarks, you can create your own knockoff
Ca7woman and run around Millennium City with your pals B4TM4N and R0b1n.