How do two white Cimmerians produce a Hawaiian baby? What’s the name of Topless Wench # 6? Why do mobs always line up one by one to fight a guy rather than all taking him on at once and thus defeating him? These are just some of the questions Conan the Barbarian will draw out of viewers this weekend.
Welcome to Box Office Wizard, Player Affinity’s Movie Box Office Prediction Contest. Just read through this post and tell us your top five box office predicted finishers for this weekend. Finish out 2011 on top and you will win something COOL.
Documentaries aren’t exactly the biggest moneymakers or the most popular film genre, but they often represent some of the best and most powerful films of a given year. Here are some of this summer’s most highly-acclaimed docs.
Deck the halls with bags of pot, everyone’s favorite odd couple is back for a third round of medicated antics in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (oh and Neil Patrick Harris may make an appearance). Also, Ralph Fiennes and Gerard Butler star in the Shakespearian war-drama Coriolanus (also directed by Fiennes) about an exiled war hero who aligns with his enemy to take back the city that wronged him. Puncture finds Captain
Conan
is called a barbarian for a reason. He is not your conventional hero;
he is a simple man with simple needs to ravage women, kill people, and
enjoy three square meals a day. But he is a bit of a brute and not so
hot to look at. This just got the Player Affinity staff thinking about the Hollywood heroes you would never want to rescue you from danger. Here are just a few of them.
Dinah, Simon, Steven, and Kieran review 30 Minutes or Less, Final Destination 5 and The Help. They discuss the “too soon” movie phenomenon. Also, they discuss movie news about the now defunct The Lone Ranger, the hideousness that is Anne Hathaway and her Catwoman costume, and Steven King’s The Stand.
Nicolas Winding Refn strongly believes that if his Logan’s Run remake is successful, he could be handed the keys to Wonder Woman.
